In case you didn't know...

I am so bad at blogs.
I'm not even going to lie, I usually just redesign the blog once a year and make a few posts and then completely forget about it.
I just like to make things pretty. Is that so wrong?

Slate-wipin' time.
See all that other stuff I have on here? Let's pretend is doesn't exist. Well, most of it. If it's irrelevant, pretend that it's invisible.

Here's what you need to know:
-I'm a stay-at-home-mom-full-time-student-lazy-ass-blogger
-Three kids, one girl, two boys. Ages: 4 years, almost 3 years and 6 months
-Three kids in four years
-In the 5.5 years that we've been married, we've had 9 addresses
-I probably whine too much about how much we've moved
-We were married at 18
-I attend a university online full-time trying to get my Bachelors of Science in Secondary Education with English Emphasis
-Yes, folks, I plan on teaching your high school aged children English
-I read Shakespeare for fun
-Yes, fun
-Husband (Mr. Bees) is law enforcement (and for our safety, I won't go into more detail than that)
-The kids are named after video games, football, comic books and rock songs.
-We're pretty much the coolest ever
-No, you can't party with us
-I sew but it's mostly to save money and because I feel smarter than people who try to sell overpriced curtains (because, seriously, I love Anthropologie and I want all the things but I'm not paying $150 for a single curtain panel)
-Fudge
-So much fudge
-My Pinterest is so much cooler than I am