Clogged toilets.

So my son decided that it would be a good idea to flush a pair of plastic orange scissors down the toilet yesterday. At first, it appeared that the toilet was going to handle a scissors without any kind of problem.
Now, I know just how horribly wrong I was.
In an attempt to remove the orange scissors from the toilet, I have destroyed two wire coat hangers.
All I have accomplished after 30 minutes digging around the toilet with two wire coat hangers was...well, poop.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the plastic scissors are caught either in the S curve or near to the drain system.
Anyway, my hangers have failed to retrieve it. This now means, that I am going to have to coerce my husband into pulling the toilet off of the floor, removing the scissors by hand and then replacing the toilet.
This should prove to be exceedingly fun, because the man doesn't even unclog the toilet by himself.
But, is it better than calling the plumber? Well, yes.
Mostly because I don't want to pay a plumber an obscene amount of money to pull a toy out of my toilet.
I really do wish that I had something funnier to post or that I had something insightful and Craft related to post, but my toilet is clogged. Because of orange plastic scissors. So I don't.
I do, however, wish you all the happiest of Mondays.
Happy crafting! And may your toilet remain forever unclogged.